Life

What I do. What I think. What I find interesting.

no:

Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

I will..

(via g-iggle)

bongfucker:

i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis

(via g-iggle)

Han (via heightened)

(Source: quota-tions, via psych-facts)

You just like the idea of me. You like the person I present myself under circumstances that I can control.

I choose what I say and how I say things. It’s like being attracted to a fictional character in a book. They are scripted and made up. If you think about it, through writings, we all script and make ourselves up. I don’t share the person I become when I am upset. I don’t show you how I look like when I sleep. I don’t tell you about all the times I’ve made someone cry. All the guilty things I’ve done and the bad thoughts I’ve had.

spankmehardbarry:

i personally believe that everyone should try everything at least once!! 

  • haven’t smoked a cigarette? try it!
  • haven’t shot heroin? try it!
  • haven’t drank bleach? try it!
  • haven’t gotten hit by a transport truck travelling 100 km/h? try it!

life is full of endless possibilities, now get out and live!! (:

(via spankmehardbarry)

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